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英語幽默小故事-An Ad

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  After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A puppy, male, approximately nine months old, no collar, very friendly, found on Rockbridge Road. "   I feared all the detail might encourage an unscrupulous person to claim the dog. As I methodically explained why each clue revealed too much, my husband dutifully crossed out the words. Finally, in frustration, he rewrote the ad, reducing it to a single sentence that I couldn't refute.   It read: "Guess what I found?" Notes:   (1) purebred adj.純種的 (8) methodically adj.有條不紊地   (2) puppy adj.小狗;幼犬 (9) clue n.線索   (3) porch n.門廊 (10) reveal v.透露   (4) compose v.構思;作 (11) dutifully adv.盡職地   (5) approximately adv.將近 (12) cross out畫橫線以刪除   (6) cellar n.項圈 (13) frustration n.挫折   (7) unscrupulous adj.無恥的; (14) refute v.反駁 Exercises: 根據短文填空:  ?、?A beautiful puppy wandered _____ our back porch.  ?、?He _____ himself at home.  ?、?My husband _____ an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper.  ?、?I feared all the detail might encourage an unscrupulous person to_____ the dog.  ?、?My husband dutifully crossed _____the words. 129.廣告   一只漂亮的純種狗來到我們的后門廊并已此為家了。我丈夫為當地的“失物招領”欄目構思了一則廣告。它是這樣寫的:“小狗,雄性,近九個月年齡,無項圈,很友善,發現于石橋路?!?  我害怕這樣的細節會給那些昧著良心要狗的人以可乘之機。我有條不紊地解釋為什么每個線索都透露得太多,明星緋聞網,我丈夫就盡職地劃去一些詞。終于,出于為難,他重新寫了廣告,把它縮為一個我無法反駁的句子。   它是這樣寫的:“猜猜我發現了什么?” 練習參考答案: ① onto ② made ③ composed ④ claim ⑤out


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